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Simply Self

At the bookstore 

  • heart:  yes
  • bank account:  no

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second


nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying


dutchster:

sometimes my selfies don’t get the attention they deserve but it’s ok because van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either


mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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rustymustang:

what happened to old zealand




theblacksheepwriter:

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

Reblog for the last comment



a discussion on sexual orientation 

  • me:  *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate:  wait, what's polyamory?
  • me:  well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor:  *overhears from front of class*
  • professor:  that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me:  *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor:  how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me:  ....
  • me:  ....
  • me:  ....
  • professor:  it should be polyerosy

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk


wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt


yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either